really dumb people

survival amongst the brain dead
is getting easier.
you can identify them with their
big gas hogs, their oversized
manicured lawns, and mentally
ill wives in charge.
if you stand aside they harm each
other just like innner city folk,
but with their money and greed
instead of guns.
stand back and let them spread their
pesticides on each other,
run each other off the road,
and sue each other into their
own little hell.
then stop by the cafe and say
"6 feet under"
you will get free upsize on coffee