manitowoc

you know your in Manitowoc if:
* windmills are bad.
* domestic violence is normal.
* alchohol is a meal.
* someone else ruined your life.
* your high school is under a coal burning power plant.
* you date a hayseed who wants to kill your dog.
* you waste time watching people race in circles.
* a night out means McDonalds and Wal-Mart.
* your boyfriend has 3 DUI's and no money in the bank.
* you begin to believe it's normal to be fat and ugly.
* you buy cigarettes instead of your babies food.
* your friends think Fondulac is the west coast.
enough!